This site is named after the now-defunct newsletter Zolid Matters which was published between 1992 and 1997, a journal which both promoted the use of Jameld (with some small success) and provided the editor with an excuse to write jokes about llamas. You can read all of the old issues in the ZM Archive, should you feel the need.

Jameld jist an artalangui, an langui tes wä dessini -- int te kase eri, vor personlauk yanohit und birighta, und vor untersoken was jist maklauk und wau langui funkton int an familiari böyayibin (wj. és an wénsemi lith ew te Germani languifamil, biwandi met Nederaz, Fris und Détaz). T'artalangui jist jund an ram vor an embrioni fiktivi kultür und ans rëzlaami humör tes wä bui böya iet. Ëstparskes ew ié te teses bineskrën ob ist strevi böya int te wabplaz, sem met ans pau kirnes ew languii spezialnas. Et wés jüji an tïlanguikli Jameld wäutbuhlen eri, und jund an gramatik und zo.

Te wabplaz eri jist nimeni pas te vorvori nüawesbled Zolid Matters, tes wä binüvretani tisk 1992 und 1997; et wä an üdaeskrïrin tes béda bivorandha t'ütigh ew Jameld (int wist et yilukta ansi) und yeb te jolsnetat an desilda vor eskrïren laameprates. Ye zicht resen ié t'eldi otyïves inte 'ZM Archive', eöx ye werkilauk will.