No gimmicks.

No aliens.

No llamas.*

* as usual
 

Just

IJDIV

The fourth International Jameld Day
is Saturday 14th November 1998.

In the days and weeks leading up to IJDIV, please use
the Jameldic word "Ledzibret" in place of the English "Sandwich(es)."
This will provide maximum exposure for the Jameld language,
and will ensure you get plenty of strange looks. Thank you.
 
Jameld—it's a great way to meet people (and scare them away).
 
International Jameld Day is promoted by
Te Binertglobakläi Jameld Zolidaton (the Jameld Association).
For information on how to avoid any involvement in IJDIV,
please email IJDIV at zolid.com
or ask your local representative.
 
N.B. We have nothing personal against llamas. Or, for that matter, vicuñas, guanacos or alpacas. It's just that the venue we're using for this event does not admit fleecy ruminants.